{"id":31,"date":"2015-08-17T10:00:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/?p=31"},"modified":"2015-08-17T16:47:52","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T16:47:52","slug":"carriers-of-faith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/2015\/08\/17\/carriers-of-faith\/","title":{"rendered":"Carriers of Faith"},"content":{"rendered":"

Attention people and felines of the Internet! I am Mocha’s press secretary, DC.Nerd, announcing to all the official formation of Mocha’s religion: Carriers of Faith.<\/p>\n

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Subscribe to Carriers of Faith, and no longer will your cat carrier be a source of anxiety but a fountain of tuna treats!<\/p>\n

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Join now by sending tuna treats, and you will be rewarded<\/a>. (Warning: this YouTube link will autoplay when you click on it.)<\/p>\n

Mocha is looking for a new parsonage! Take your tuna treats to the Washington Humane Society<\/a> to make your home hers.<\/p>\n

With love and faith from the treatgiver,<\/p>\n

DC.Nerd<\/p>\n

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P.S. Persons of the Internet who wish for their cats to join Carriers of Faith may wish to check out this step-by-step guide <\/a>to conversion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Attention people and felines of the Internet! I am Mocha’s press secretary, DC.Nerd, announcing to all the official formation of Mocha’s religion: Carriers of Faith. Subscribe to Carriers of Faith, and no longer will your cat carrier be a source of anxiety but a fountain of tuna treats! Join now by sending tuna treats, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fosters","tag-mocha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}