{"id":55,"date":"2015-10-15T02:29:01","date_gmt":"2015-10-15T02:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/?p=55"},"modified":"2015-10-15T02:29:01","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T02:29:01","slug":"i-met-a-man-by-mocha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/2015\/10\/15\/i-met-a-man-by-mocha\/","title":{"rendered":"I met a man, by Mocha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear people,<\/p>\n<p>I met a man yesterday. He came to this house to figure out what is wrong with my foster mama&#8217;s air conditioning, and I followed him around like a loyal pup. (#CatsRuleDogsDrool and all that, but you people seem to like loyalty.) I rubbed against his legs and I supervised his work.<\/p>\n<p>I could do all of that for you! All you need to do is adopt me. The first step is to meet me; email my foster mama (kittelach at gmail) and set up a time to come to this house.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Mocha<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Here&#8217;s me being cute at one of those dreadful adoption events.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015-10-11-12.37.51-e1444876113886.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-56\" src=\"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015-10-11-12.37.51-e1444876113886-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mocha at Planet Pet\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015-10-11-12.37.51-e1444876113886-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015-10-11-12.37.51-e1444876113886-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015-10-11-12.37.51-e1444876113886.jpg 1836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear people, I met a man yesterday. He came to this house to figure out what is wrong with my foster mama&#8217;s air conditioning, and I followed him around like a loyal pup. (#CatsRuleDogsDrool and all that, but you people seem to like loyalty.) I rubbed against his legs and I supervised his work. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fosters","tag-mocha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dcdotnerd.com\/kittelach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}